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“If we couldn’t laugh, we would all go insane.”
July 1st is International Joke Day, so we’re sharing some of our favorite jokes to make you chuckle and get the party started.
Q: What did the ocean say to the pirate?
A: Nothing, it just waved.
Q: What do you call a lost parrot?
A: A polygon.
Q: Why don’t pirates shower before they walk the plank?
A: Because they’ll just wash up on shore later.
Q: What did the cheeseburger name it’s daughter?
A: Patty.
Q: Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
A: Finland!
Q: Why can’t pirates learn the alphabet?
A: Because they spend years at “C”!
Q: Why was it so hot in the stadium after the Jimmy Buffett concert?
A: Because all the fans left!
Q: Why did the crab cross the road?
A: To get to the other tide.
Q: What do palm trees wear to the beach?
A: Swimming trunks!
Q: Why couldn’t the pirate crew play cards?
A: Because the captain was standing on the deck!
Q: Why don’t oysters give to charity?
A: Because they’re shellfish.
Q: Why do bananas use sunscreen?
A: Because they peel.
Q: What’s a pirate’s favorite kind of movie?
A: Rated Arrrrrrrrgh
Q: How do you make a sick sailboat better?
A: Take it to the doc.
Q: How much did the pirate pay for his piercings?
A: A buck-an-ear!
Q: Where do dolphins keep their money?
A: In their octopurse.
Q: What do fish use for money?
A: Sand dollars!
Q: What do turtles use to communicate?
A: A shellphone!
Q: What do you call a famous turtle?
A: A shellebrity.
Q: What do you get when you cross a volcano and a light bulb?
A: A lava lamp!
Q: Why do fish swim in salt water?
A: Because pepper makes them sneeze!
Q: What’s the coldest tropical island?
A: Brrr-muda
