You come for the rum.
Oh, sure, when you get to the Netto Bar, you’ll realize that you would have gladly visited, anyway. It’s a friendly place. Everyone knows your name.
The Netto Bar is named for its founder Ernesto Koster, whose nickname was Netto. He was born in 1915, and by all accounts, loved life and his bar. His motto for anyone who wanted to succeed in life? âTraha duru, pa bo logra tur lo ke bo ke ku sodĂł di bo frenta. Â Yuda semper kaminda bo por.â
Wait, you donât know Papiamentu? Oh, thatâs one of the islandâs tongues, a  mixture of Spanish, Portuguese, Dutch, English, French, with some touches of Arawak Indian and African languages. Weâll help you out – according to the Netto Bar website, Nettoâs motto  translates to âWork until the sweat pours off your forehead to achieve everything you want in life and always help wherever you can.â
Netto passed away at the age of 89, shortly before the bar’s 50th anniversary. His protĂ©gĂ© Jesus Zimmerman now runs the place, and itâs he who pours you a glass of green rum mixed in fresh coconut water when you take your seat. Come to think of it, everyone actually calls Jesus by his nickname, Chu. Now youâre all set — even if he doesnât know your name, youâll know all of his!